But I'm feeling no painGot an old brown bag
Gonna take a few hacksThere's a place for you if you're just like me
Armchair greens chillin at the TV
swingin in the dirtGot a two bit job
Couple lessons todayWorking on the swing
Try to make it lastThere's a place for you
Armchair boys yelling at the TV
Got myself a big stick swingin' in the dirtBet a five dollar nasaw
Make a man out of youWell I got my dreams
Make her on topWell, there's a place for you if you're just like me