They've sped up to the point where they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
Plenty of desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screenThey've sped up to the point where they provoke you
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the top one-hundred listAnd it's the thousanth time that it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told ya, but you were dying for it(Saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it
A tangle on the television and the magazine
D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says that we are defenders
Of any poser or professional pretender aroundWhen did your list
Replace the twist and turn like a fist
Don't concern us with your bollocks
Save it for the morning afterAnd it's the thousanth time that it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told ya, but you were gagging for itLet's have a game on the teddy picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick, and you're getting thicker
Let's have a game on the teddy picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick, and you're getting thickerAssuming that all things are equal